Rotten raspberries to hockey fans who sit sideways in their seats at Hap Parker Arena while the game is on and block the view of people sitting beside them. Everyone pays admission, so don’t assume you are more important than other fans.
Roses to all the people who helped get my car out of the mud on August 7 at the old barge terminal.
A bag full of rotten raspberries to shoppers who eat bulk items in the grocery store. Even though you consume it before leaving the store, it is still a crime. Your fellow shoppers who witness these thefts are appalled. You should know you’re on camera, too. Big Brother is watching.
For the individuals leaving doggy doo around Townsite, a poop bag full of rotting raspberries. This is getting to be very frustrating and we would appreciate it if you picked up after your dog.